hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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