I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
my liver is dry heaving
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think i got beer on your cat.
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