what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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