I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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