even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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