like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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