That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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