I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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