We're facebook friends in real life
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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