i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
BRING THE BAGELS
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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