You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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