True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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