you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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