Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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