Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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