ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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