I accidentally burped into my bong.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
someone owes me an orgasm
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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