i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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