Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Well I just put wine in my tea
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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