Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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