i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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