Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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