just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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