wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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