at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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