I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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