don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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