Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
whose ass print is on the piano?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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