Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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