I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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