i would punch a child for taco bell
i barfeds in our rink
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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