Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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