chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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