some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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