I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize
