I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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