I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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