I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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