I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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