just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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