If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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