i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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