just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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