I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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