I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize