Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
