Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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