I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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