Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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