Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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