you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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