i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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