I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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