Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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